Here is a list of things the Knicks need to do to make me write a post that is actually real:

1. Shut the hell up and play basketball
2. Force Eddy Curry to be a basketball player with hustle and heart, not a large man who stands under the basket and occasionally does something that mildly resembles work
3. Get Steph out of my city
4. Get Steph out of my city
5. Play defense for 33 minutes of the game
6. Shut the hell up and play basketball
7. Beat the Heat…and by this I mean that I’d like James Dolan to - through spiritual forces - find a way to go back to Sunday at 6 pm and play the same game again and this time not ultimately finish like the 95′ Timberwolves
8. Teach David Lee how to play man to man D, score on things OTHER than put backs or dunks off great passes and help out when Steph gets beat off the dribble
9. Bring back Lavaar Postell, JR Reid, Walter McCarty, Brad Lohaus and Anthony Bonner. Why? Because at 4:38 pm this team is so feeble I can’t think of anything better outside of folding as a franchise.
10. Wear those glorious green uniforms they wore last year in honor of St. Patrick’s Day. Why? Because at 4:39 pm this team is so feeble I can’t think of anything better outside of folding as a franchise.
Yours,
Uninspired-recovering Knicks-fan